Smile, God is In Control :)

Deutsch: Psalm 23 im Chor der reformierten Kir...

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HOLY HUMOR During these serious and troubled times, people of
 all faiths should remember these four great
 religious truths:
 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen
 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
 3.Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the
 leader of the Christian world.
 4.  Mormons do not recognize each other at the
 liquor store.
 A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the
 story of the Good Samaritan.
 She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on
 the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would
 you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed
 silence, "I think I'd throw up.."
 A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you
 think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the
 Ark ?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with
 just two worms."
 A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young
 class memorize one of the most quoted passages in
 the Bible - Psalm 23 . She gave the youngsters a
 month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was
 excited about the task - but he just couldn't
 remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could
 barely get past the first line. On the day that
 the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in
 front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous.
 When it was his turn, he stepped up to the
 microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my
 Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."
 The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that
 her father always paused and bowed his head for a
 moment before starting his sermon. One day, she
 asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that
 his daughter was so observant of his messages.
 "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good
 sermon." "How come He doesn't answer it?" she

 A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So
 your mother says your prayers for you each night?
 That's very commendable. What does she say?" The
 little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
 When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers,
 she would bless every family member, every friend,
 and every animal (current and past).. For several
 weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer,
 Kelli would say, "And all girls." This soon became
 part of her nightly routine, to include this
 closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I
 asked her, "Kelli, why do you always add the part
 about all girls?" Her response, "Because everybody
 always finish their prayers by saying 'All Men'!"
 Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday
 dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was
 seated around the table as the food was being
 served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he
 started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait
 until we say our prayer." said his mother. "I
 don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you
 do "his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer
 before eating at our house." "That's at our
 house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's
 house and she knows how to cook.

 Did you know that... When you carry the Bible,
 Satan has a headache. When you open it, he
 collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints.
 Let's read the Bible every day so he keeps on
 fainting. Maybe one day he'll have a stroke and
 never wake up.

 And did you also know that when you are about to
 forward this email to others, The devil will
 discourage you but forward it anyway.
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11 Responses to Smile, God is In Control :)

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  4. ptl2010 says:

    The world says smile even if your heart is breaking.
    God’s children can laugh because He is in control.
    He has a sense of humor indeed!
    Thanks for sharing wdednh.. children are our best teachers on living.

    • wdednh says:

      Hi, You are more than welcome . Thank you so much for all the prayers, and sorry for not contributing as I should, but we have been using our cell phone as an access point to get internet, so the bandwidth is very limited. Love you and God Bless you and yours 🙂

      • ptl2010 says:

        Not to worry… the Lord supplies according to our needs and He adds humour with it.What a combination 🙂 Praise the Lord of lords. He is our Father.. and we His special unique individual children.

  5. writinggomer says:

    Thanks this was great!
    I resemble the remark below….:)

  6. granbee says:

    I emailed this to my minister immediately upon reaching the final words. Too much fun! God has a sense of humour for sure; or I would not be here!

    • wdednh says:

      Awesome! You are so correct to state; “God has a sense of humour for sure”, I know that for sure for He puts up with me 🙂 , God Bless you.

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