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HOLY HUMOR During these serious and troubled times, people of
all faiths should remember these four great
religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen
People.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3.Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the
leader of the Christian world.
4. Mormons do not recognize each other at the
liquor store.
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the
story of the Good Samaritan.
She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on
the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would
you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed
silence, "I think I'd throw up.."
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you
think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the
Ark ?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with
just two worms."
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young
class memorize one of the most quoted passages in
the Bible - Psalm 23 . She gave the youngsters a
month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was
excited about the task - but he just couldn't
remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could
barely get past the first line. On the day that
the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in
front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous.
When it was his turn, he stepped up to the
microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my
Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."
UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that
her father always paused and bowed his head for a
moment before starting his sermon. One day, she
asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that
his daughter was so observant of his messages.
"I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good
sermon." "How come He doesn't answer it?" she
asked.
BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So
your mother says your prayers for you each night?
That's very commendable. What does she say?" The
little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers,
she would bless every family member, every friend,
and every animal (current and past).. For several
weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer,
Kelli would say, "And all girls." This soon became
part of her nightly routine, to include this
closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I
asked her, "Kelli, why do you always add the part
about all girls?" Her response, "Because everybody
always finish their prayers by saying 'All Men'!"
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday
dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was
seated around the table as the food was being
served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he
started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait
until we say our prayer." said his mother. "I
don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you
do "his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer
before eating at our house." "That's at our
house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's
house and she knows how to cook.
THE BIBLE
Did you know that... When you carry the Bible,
Satan has a headache. When you open it, he
collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints.
Let's read the Bible every day so he keeps on
fainting. Maybe one day he'll have a stroke and
never wake up.
And did you also know that when you are about to
forward this email to others, The devil will
discourage you but forward it anyway.
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- The Lord is my Shepherd (bummyla.wordpress.com)
- 25 Famous Bible Verses (christianpf.com)
- Psalms 23 (momsfirstscreenn.wordpress.com)
- Church Humor (ethelthefrog.com)
- Conquer Your Fear (ptl2010.com)
- Jehová Es Mi Pastor; The Lord is My Shepherd (kountryking.wordpress.com)
- “a Most Precious Psalm of Scripture” (verticalviewer.wordpress.com)
- ‘What big teeth you have Grandma!’ (craigmotor.wordpress.com)
- A fresh look at Scripture (mollystories.wordpress.com)
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Amen.
The world says smile even if your heart is breaking.
God’s children can laugh because He is in control.
He has a sense of humor indeed!
Thanks for sharing wdednh.. children are our best teachers on living.
Hi, You are more than welcome . Thank you so much for all the prayers, and sorry for not contributing as I should, but we have been using our cell phone as an access point to get internet, so the bandwidth is very limited. Love you and God Bless you and yours 🙂
Not to worry… the Lord supplies according to our needs and He adds humour with it.What a combination 🙂 Praise the Lord of lords. He is our Father.. and we His special unique individual children.
Thanks this was great!
I resemble the remark below….:)
Thank you for taking the time and reading it. God Bless you.
I emailed this to my minister immediately upon reaching the final words. Too much fun! God has a sense of humour for sure; or I would not be here!
Awesome! You are so correct to state; “God has a sense of humour for sure”, I know that for sure for He puts up with me 🙂 , God Bless you.